Mr. Potatoe Head
Well, Here I am another night going to bed late and I am sure to get up soon. She wasn't nearly as fussy as she has been and ate like a piggy... 5 whole ounces! I had to make another bottle for her an hour after she ate then she fell asleep. It must be nice to fall asleep like that. Can you imagine? Your eating dinner "can you pass the?... Plop, right in the potatoes.
We went to a Dr's today and she had Man Farts going on. It is really embarrassing but what can I do? She straining, farting, turning beat red... Wouldn't that be funny seeing people just standing there trying to take a crap in Old Navy or something? Your standing in line to pay for clothes beat red bending over the counter...
Anyway, I had to have a chit chat with Keith about his loudness. It must be different when your raised around guys or whatever, he doesn't have a quiet bone in his body. He'll be standing over the crib talking on his cell yelling to the person...Ummm hello, they have a receiver right up to their ear just like you! Gez, it sounds like there is an invasion going on in the next room too... When he is making something in the kitchen it sounds like 20 people are in there so he needs to work on that or he is going to be putting the baby to sleep! How hard is it not to slam a door or yell when you talk?
I feel kind of bad because as soon as the baby goes to sleep I put her in her crib right away. Everyone who holds her keeps holding her telling me they love the faces she is making, blah blah blah... BUT Hello, I need to sleep myself. I don't even realize I am falling asleep then find myself waking up a couple hours later. I feel bad too because I hate people talking to me about the baby when I go places. STEP AWAY from the child people... I don't know you and I want your nasty germs away from my baby! Some people are so stupid! I can feel Evil coming out from deep within around people, my voice gets all deep and low... Then every one will ask me the same crap... How old is she, what is her name, blah blah... If I am not making eye contact with you then take the clue you idiot! Old people are the worst, stop trying to suck the youth out of my kid!!! Just because you and my kid wear diapers does not mean we have something in common to talk about!
Okay, I guess I should go to sleep... I will try to be in a better mood tomorrow, no promises though
We went to a Dr's today and she had Man Farts going on. It is really embarrassing but what can I do? She straining, farting, turning beat red... Wouldn't that be funny seeing people just standing there trying to take a crap in Old Navy or something? Your standing in line to pay for clothes beat red bending over the counter...
Anyway, I had to have a chit chat with Keith about his loudness. It must be different when your raised around guys or whatever, he doesn't have a quiet bone in his body. He'll be standing over the crib talking on his cell yelling to the person...Ummm hello, they have a receiver right up to their ear just like you! Gez, it sounds like there is an invasion going on in the next room too... When he is making something in the kitchen it sounds like 20 people are in there so he needs to work on that or he is going to be putting the baby to sleep! How hard is it not to slam a door or yell when you talk?
I feel kind of bad because as soon as the baby goes to sleep I put her in her crib right away. Everyone who holds her keeps holding her telling me they love the faces she is making, blah blah blah... BUT Hello, I need to sleep myself. I don't even realize I am falling asleep then find myself waking up a couple hours later. I feel bad too because I hate people talking to me about the baby when I go places. STEP AWAY from the child people... I don't know you and I want your nasty germs away from my baby! Some people are so stupid! I can feel Evil coming out from deep within around people, my voice gets all deep and low... Then every one will ask me the same crap... How old is she, what is her name, blah blah... If I am not making eye contact with you then take the clue you idiot! Old people are the worst, stop trying to suck the youth out of my kid!!! Just because you and my kid wear diapers does not mean we have something in common to talk about!
Okay, I guess I should go to sleep... I will try to be in a better mood tomorrow, no promises though