The Off Switch

Oh my God, I am an ASS!! SOOOOO... this woman comes over to the house this morning to tell me about the evaluation they are going to do on Em because she is a preemie... Not all that excited about it but better safe than sorry I guess... whatever. So, Em is being her whinney self and not being my little angel. I am TRYING to answer the womans questions about her NICU stay, her motorskills, her vocab...Blah Blah Blah.... Here is the good part... The woman asked me if Em had to have any sort of treatments while in the hospital. I tell her Em had to be on a Vibrator for about a week... Yes, that is right, a Vibrator, not a Venilator. Holy Friggin Crap, that did not come out of my mouth, where is the off switch to my mouth? This is why I don't go out in public people... my brain does not work well with my mouth around other people!! So now the poor woman thinks I am some sort of perv, great!! I should have just gotten up and done the dumb ass dance for her as well...
Where are the grandparents when I need them? I need a friggin break!!Not fair, my sister has two sets she drops off her kids to whenever she damn well pleases... MUST BE NICE!! Em is driving me batty which leads me to believe another tooth might be coming in... I will have to look if she lets me. I want to sleep, I NEVER sleep anymore... okay I do a but I want more. Something in my brain is waking me up very early in the mornings... I wish it would stop!
Anyway, I am starving so I am going to feed the belly... I haven't eaten yet today and it is almost 12:30... Coffee tends to fill your belly...and I had a lot of that this morning, it was much needed.
Ta-ta