Sleep on it
I think that I might be the only person in the world whose feet are attached to their nose. Every single morning of every day of my life I sneeze about 100 times straight as soon as my bare feet hit the floor. I don't know what the deal is people. If I sleep with socks on it won't happen. It has to be my bare feet. I know, it's strange. So, you can imagine what I go through if God forbid I wake up in the middle of the night and have to take a piss. I lay in bed contemplating whether or not I should actually get up. At that moment I can breathe just fine but I have the knowledge that getting up means sneezing a shit load of times and having a stuffy nose as soon as I hop back into bed. I have to determine if my bladder really needs me to make a trip to the bathroom that badly. Of course thinking about it makes it worse and I go to the bathroom while sneezing up a storm and then clutching the toilet paper roll all the way back to bed.
Last night I did this. The problem with this is that since I have a war in my head between my bladder and my nose I end up turning my brain on more than I would like to in the wee hours of the morning. I get back in bed last night and I can't get back to sleep. My brain is thinking about all the shit I have to do in April. I don't have time to think about it during the day so why not lay there for hours in the middle of the night and think about it?
April is going to be super ass busy people. We are going to New York on a Friday which is a 12 hour drive. Then the very next day we are having Emily's third birthday party at my parent's house. Lucky them huh? Not only do they get to have all of us in their house along with feeding us and doing our laundry, but they also get to host a party with a bunch of people!! So, that is Saturday, then on Sunday is Easter. On Easter we are doing the whole Easter Bunny thing in the morning with my parents then we are traveling an hour away to Aunt Kari's house where Uncle Ian plans on putting a huge Easter Egg hunt together. (Are you following people?) Then on Monday we are going with Kari, Ian, and Scott to Lake George where we are staying at an indoor water park resort. Let's remember people shall we that Kari is going to be about 32 weeks along in her pregnancy and I am 35, had a child, and not really in the best of shape. Do you think either one of us really wants to get in a bathing suit? So anyway, we are staying there for 2 nights which means we come back to my parent's house on Wednesday. That leaves me two days before Kari's baby shower on Saturday to help Mary do the final preparations. On Sunday Keith leaves to come back to NC. I have no clue if he is driving or flying back because I am staying in NY for another week with Emily to actually visit my family. I have no clue how I am getting back. If Keith flies then I am driving. If he drives then I am at a loss for how Em and I are getting back home. My parents have offered to drive us but I think that is a lot to ask. We'll see what happens.
So, you see people that is a lot of damn shit to do in a short time period. I have Em's birthday to plan, get her Easter shit together, plan for a trip to NY, a baby shower, and have to worry about how I am getting back here. I just haven't allowed myself to really think or worry about any of it. I guess I better start, April is getting close!!
So, you see people, why should I be sleeping when I can be blowing my nose all night and thinking about the lists of shit I have to do soon?
Anyway, that's all for now... Carry on.
Last night I did this. The problem with this is that since I have a war in my head between my bladder and my nose I end up turning my brain on more than I would like to in the wee hours of the morning. I get back in bed last night and I can't get back to sleep. My brain is thinking about all the shit I have to do in April. I don't have time to think about it during the day so why not lay there for hours in the middle of the night and think about it?
April is going to be super ass busy people. We are going to New York on a Friday which is a 12 hour drive. Then the very next day we are having Emily's third birthday party at my parent's house. Lucky them huh? Not only do they get to have all of us in their house along with feeding us and doing our laundry, but they also get to host a party with a bunch of people!! So, that is Saturday, then on Sunday is Easter. On Easter we are doing the whole Easter Bunny thing in the morning with my parents then we are traveling an hour away to Aunt Kari's house where Uncle Ian plans on putting a huge Easter Egg hunt together. (Are you following people?) Then on Monday we are going with Kari, Ian, and Scott to Lake George where we are staying at an indoor water park resort. Let's remember people shall we that Kari is going to be about 32 weeks along in her pregnancy and I am 35, had a child, and not really in the best of shape. Do you think either one of us really wants to get in a bathing suit? So anyway, we are staying there for 2 nights which means we come back to my parent's house on Wednesday. That leaves me two days before Kari's baby shower on Saturday to help Mary do the final preparations. On Sunday Keith leaves to come back to NC. I have no clue if he is driving or flying back because I am staying in NY for another week with Emily to actually visit my family. I have no clue how I am getting back. If Keith flies then I am driving. If he drives then I am at a loss for how Em and I are getting back home. My parents have offered to drive us but I think that is a lot to ask. We'll see what happens.
So, you see people that is a lot of damn shit to do in a short time period. I have Em's birthday to plan, get her Easter shit together, plan for a trip to NY, a baby shower, and have to worry about how I am getting back here. I just haven't allowed myself to really think or worry about any of it. I guess I better start, April is getting close!!
So, you see people, why should I be sleeping when I can be blowing my nose all night and thinking about the lists of shit I have to do soon?
Anyway, that's all for now... Carry on.