The Hunt is Over

You see, it really is worth it to go shopping to make sure you get a bargain. I found a dress and I SAVED Keith a whopping 30 bucks on a dress. I am the shizzy... Okay, so I am little pissed about how much a fucking dress cost for one fucking night. I found a really nice red dress for 200 bucks. I actually left the store, backed my car up, and drove to the curb... I sat there and cursed many a curse (Em was not in the car), outloud that would make the cheeks of a Marine turn many shades of red... Slammed the gear shift into reverse, went back to the store... got out of the car and flung open the door to the shop. The ladies just stood there looking up at me when I said "I'll buy the damn dress" and then they laughed... Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha... BITHCES Okay, so I am not thrilled with paying that much money on a damn dress but I in no way shape or form wish to continue the hunt. I am done fucking shopping.
After that I got to tell Keith how much I spent... not that he cares because he is done listening to me bitch about it, anything to shut me up... that is his way of dealing with me! Then I had to find shoes because god forbid you don't wear them for the seamstress. So, I had to get Em from school and drag her grumpy tired butt all over the mall. Fun stuff. Found the shoes, went to see the seamstress again with Em in tow...Happy Happy Joy Joy. The shit is done...
So, make sure you wish Em good luck this morning. She is getting her testing done through her speech therapist. Keep your fingers crossed. The therapists are going to be here in an hour and half.... I haven't showered yet, The house is a mess, The Turkey is in my bed eating a banana with the dogs, (Mental note, wash bedding later today), and I really don't give a shit!
So, I really must get my ass a moving. I just wanted share my glorious news. I am so thrilled, really I am.
Later

PS... My TWO year old just blamed her MAN FART FROM HELL on her dog Bree. I have taught her well people.