I find you offensive
The other day I took Emily to her playgroup where at the end of it they read a story. It was a Halloween book and towards the ending the caregiver stopped and started making up parts to the book. The mothers in the group just sat and looked at each other sort of puzzled. Afterwards the caregiver explained to us mothers that the book contained the words "Trick or Treat"... she whispered it like she was saying the word Fuck in front of a bunch of kids. Ummm, are you fucking kidding me? She said she didn't want to offend anyone. OH MY GOD! Has it really come to this people? We can't even say Trick or Fucking Treating in fear that somebody might get their panties in a wad? People this shit is really starting to piss me off. Read this and know this... Hallowfuckingween is not about the Devil. I do not send my child out dressed up as PIGLET to chant songs about the devil and slay animals as offerings. It is just a couple of fucking hours that she gets to dress up for fun and get a shit load of candy. Whoopdeeefucking do! Why must bored people with no life take the fun out of everything? Don't even get me started on Christmas! It's MERRY CHRISTMAS, NOT Happy Holiday season dipwads!!
Here is another good one.... "Deferred success" to replace failure. If you are that offended that somebody called you a failure then get off your ass and do something with your fucking life! Does hearing somebody call you a failure make it that more real to you that you have to make stupid shit up about being offended? How about it offends me that I have to PAY for your dumb ass deferred success life through my fucking taxes?
Hello, God, do you hear me? I hope I didn't offend you by calling you God or even saying your Christian name in a public forum. Just so you know, it does not offend me what your other followers call you in their own religion...
OH YEAH, I am no longer white either people so please do not offend me by calling me a white person. I am to be known as an English, Dutch, Irish American. Do you got that? Mind you I am descendant from these countries although, I have never been to any of them... I still insist that you call me this. I am also no longer a woMAN.... I am a womyn. Got that? It offends me that you think I came from a rib of a MAN.
I think I am done for now.... If I have offended you that is too fucking bad... Kiss my Non white English, Dutch, Irish, God loving, Trick or Treating, Not a deferred success life of a womyn Arse (Notice I said Arse and not ass, that was the Irish part in me coming out)! Oh yeah... God Bless the USA! And if you don't like the country then move the fuck out....
Em's testing went well. I haven't gotten the results yet but I have an idea of what is going to be done. Meetings are happening, steps are being taken, and Yada yada... I feel pretty good about everything.
Keith goes in the field for training next week. He will only be about 5 minutes down the road yet I won't be able to see or hear from him. Fucking stupid if you ask me but whatever.
OH Aunt Kari called me yesterday. This is how it went down...
Me - Hello
Kari - Hi, I was calling to ask you if something was wrong with your camera"
Me - Ahhh, no why?
Kari - Because you haven't sent me any pictures in 2 months.
Your soooo funny Aunt Kari.... but let's see... How often have you blogged Miss Thang? And don't think posting pictures of your cute little pups count!! I don't care if you just moved from another state, had a house to paint and decorate, have a step son to take care of, have family dropping by now all the time, doing the baby dance, picking up dog shit from 2 dogs and 5 pups, and training for 6 weeks for 10 hours a day... IT IS NOT AN EXCUSE! so, nananana....
So, as you can see I have no life and feel the need to blog about stupid shit. Lucky you, lucky me.
Here is another good one.... "Deferred success" to replace failure. If you are that offended that somebody called you a failure then get off your ass and do something with your fucking life! Does hearing somebody call you a failure make it that more real to you that you have to make stupid shit up about being offended? How about it offends me that I have to PAY for your dumb ass deferred success life through my fucking taxes?
Hello, God, do you hear me? I hope I didn't offend you by calling you God or even saying your Christian name in a public forum. Just so you know, it does not offend me what your other followers call you in their own religion...
OH YEAH, I am no longer white either people so please do not offend me by calling me a white person. I am to be known as an English, Dutch, Irish American. Do you got that? Mind you I am descendant from these countries although, I have never been to any of them... I still insist that you call me this. I am also no longer a woMAN.... I am a womyn. Got that? It offends me that you think I came from a rib of a MAN.
I think I am done for now.... If I have offended you that is too fucking bad... Kiss my Non white English, Dutch, Irish, God loving, Trick or Treating, Not a deferred success life of a womyn Arse (Notice I said Arse and not ass, that was the Irish part in me coming out)! Oh yeah... God Bless the USA! And if you don't like the country then move the fuck out....
Em's testing went well. I haven't gotten the results yet but I have an idea of what is going to be done. Meetings are happening, steps are being taken, and Yada yada... I feel pretty good about everything.
Keith goes in the field for training next week. He will only be about 5 minutes down the road yet I won't be able to see or hear from him. Fucking stupid if you ask me but whatever.
OH Aunt Kari called me yesterday. This is how it went down...
Me - Hello
Kari - Hi, I was calling to ask you if something was wrong with your camera"
Me - Ahhh, no why?
Kari - Because you haven't sent me any pictures in 2 months.
Your soooo funny Aunt Kari.... but let's see... How often have you blogged Miss Thang? And don't think posting pictures of your cute little pups count!! I don't care if you just moved from another state, had a house to paint and decorate, have a step son to take care of, have family dropping by now all the time, doing the baby dance, picking up dog shit from 2 dogs and 5 pups, and training for 6 weeks for 10 hours a day... IT IS NOT AN EXCUSE! so, nananana....
So, as you can see I have no life and feel the need to blog about stupid shit. Lucky you, lucky me.
Carry On...