Friday, December 01, 2006

You know...

That you are a parent when you have this kind of conversation without cracking a smile and it seems as normal as if you were talking about the weather...
First off let me tell you that Keith and I had also been emailing back and forth about this topic while he was at work. You see, Em has not been eating much at all lately. It is worrying me because she is only 25 pounds and she is 2.5 years old!! In my opinion she is barely eating enough to sustain her. She is only eating maybe 3 bites at each meal. MAYBE!! She also has been having rabbit turds come out of her hiney and that is not normal for my girl's booty. I know she hasn't been feeling great but still she should be hungry after days of not eating...

You also have to know that I had a meeting to attend to the other night and Em picked that night to go poop, according to Keith it was a "big" one...
So, this leads to our conversation after I had emailed him that I was worried that she was going to loose weight and not eating right. He came home for lunch and while he was eating we were talking...

Me - So, you said Em pooped the other night while I was gone, was it really a lot? She has been doing some little turds, maybe she isn't eating because she is constipated.
Keith - Jewl, it was horrible, she did a lot and it was messy.
Me - Well, describe "a lot", was the diaper full?
Keith - Yes, and it was messy
Me - Well, was it formed or runny?
Keith - It filled up the diaper and it was the kind that she has that sticks to her butt and is hard to clean.
Me - Well, was it dark or brown?
Keith - Muddy.
Me - So, it wasn't formed at all?
Keith - No, it was all over and sticking to her butt, you know how she does that poop sometimes that sticks to her butt? I had a hard time cleaning it, she isn't constipated.
Me - I am going to have to blog about our shit talk.

So people... normal every day conversation. I know, she will eat when she is hungry and she doesn't feel well, has pink eye, and blah blah. Still, WHY THE HELL ISN'T SHE EATING?

That about sums thing up here, it's been pretty shitty. I feel like shit, Em feels shitty and took a big shit, we have been talking about shit, it is shitty outside, and this is pretty much a shitty post. BUT oh well people, it is what it is so enjoy it.

Later...