Dear Lord

Please pay a visit to my Sister In Law Kari's Blog and say a small prayer for my husband's brother Ian who clearly is in need of going to a mental institution... I am sorry Ian, WHAT were you saying about my Ugly Betty post? I might have been Fugly in the 8o's but I am not a half naked (God damn it you should of posted a god damn warning... my eyes are still burning), wanna be super hero spinning around in circles and flapping my cape around like a retard... in my driveway for all my neighbors to see.
Dear God, what has living in the country done to you all? :)

The next time we come home you better not be bare chested in some overalls with a piece of hay hanging out of your teeth...

That is all people, carry on.