Monday, July 17, 2006

A note to God

Dear God,
Please for the Love of you, turn the power switch OFF on the fucking sauna that you built in the south. Holy Crap God, I can't go out past 8 am for fear that my car might explode from being over heated. Never mind that you simply can not breathe in 70 fucking percent humidity.

That is all... carry on.
P.S. I added in the "carry on" for my BIL who told me during our trip to NY that I add way too much" military lingo". Well, TADOW, how do you like me now?

Yeah, okay so I am bored, I have been in the house for an ungodly amount of hours because Em might simply die if we venture anywhere of dehydration in a matter of minutes or you can add in the heat stroke as well... whatever your fancy.

I think she might die of brain rot before the winter comes... help us both!!