Yeah...

Ummm, Mommy, Excuse me but you could you kindly take this shit off my head?



Me - "Wait Emmy, Mommy wants to take picture of you posing with your new hat and mittens for Daddy and your Grandparents."

Em - "Why Why Why Why... "



Em - "Dear GOD, Why did you make my mother so crazy? Why MUST everything be a friggin Kodak Moment?"




Me - "Okay Em, are ya ready... Strike a Pose!"


Me - "Okay Em, Got it! Good Job!"
Em - "Thank you Lord Jesus.... She is Done!"



Em - "I am SO out of here..."