Don't Worry

When you are a "military dependent" as they so lovingly call us, you don't get much say as to who you doctors are going to be. Not only that but allot of the time you are treated as someone in the military or you simply get a doctor that has no bedside manner. And then of course there are the times you get the ones who have the brand new little gold bars on their collars and it is so shiny they can't even see straight.... If you remember I was needing to go to the doctor to ask a few questions just in case I get pregnant down line... The problem is my PCM is a Man whom I had never met. Me being oh so familiar with the military doctors I knew that I didn't want to go and see him. If I am being made to see a military doctor people it is going to be a woman, plain and simple.... I will rot before I see another male military doctor! So... anyway, my friend Sarah told me about a away to go on-line and switch my appointment and it lets you pick a doctor. So done deal, did it. So, yesterday I go, and she is great. I spend about 30 minutes with her just talking. I asked everything under the sun about what "might" happen. Don't really want another repeat of my last pregnancy and delivery! So, we get to talking and she asked me when my last exam was... "ahhh, I was like in my first trimester" Of course she then went on the say I needed to have one. Greeeeaaaat. So, she leaves the room and tells me that somebody will be in to get the gown and get everything ready. Okay, no problem... I am totally expecting the nice female nurse that just took my pulse and all that stuff.... NOPE... a very very young guy comes in with cammies on. I must of have that look of "What the fuck?" on my face because he turned more red than I did at that point.... He said to me " Don't worry, I am not going to be in here for the exam (Ahhh, that is a big no shitter), I just have to get everything ready"... Then he proceeded to look down and not look at me for the remainder of the time he was getting everything ready, which was sure as shit okay with me! He obviously didn't know what the hell he was doing because he needed help...which in my mind means he must of just gotten done doing a shit load of push -ups. Then he gets the "gown" and is struggling to tell me what to do with it...LOL So, I tell him I had a kid before so I kind of know what to do.... Do you see what I mean people? What doctor in the civilian world would send in a really young male kid in the exam room to help get things ready for a Pap smear? Ahhhh Helllllooooo.... talk about uncomfortable! I swear to God he must not have been any older than 18, he probably still has the "Class of 2005" Tassel hanging on his rearview mirror.... Why the hell he is in a female's exam room is beyond me!!! But being that I have been married for so long and have had my share of "stories" with Medical, I know in advance to expect this stupid ass shit so I can laugh about it.... and being that we get all our medical coverage for free well, the good kind of balances out the bad.... I can laugh even harder if Keith had been in the exam room with me and try to imagine his face...LOL I can also imagine the conversation we would be having ... Keith- " He is not going to be in here for the exam is he?" Me " Hell no he is not" Keith " He fucking better not be!".... That is soooo what he would say!

So anyway, Elaine came over the watch the Turkey yesterday while I was gone. Elaine said she did really good... So that is great. What is not so great is that my daughter is a little shit...LOL When I left yesterday she didn't have a problem... When Elaine left yesterday she cried her ass off.... What the hell is up with that? LOL

Only a few more days until we go to NY... I have so much crap to do this weekend! Wish me luck! Wish my dad luck too... he is going to be stuck in the car with his crazy daughter, her two dogs, and a toddler for 13 hours.... Lucky lucky him!
Well, I better go... Em will be waking up soon... Later people!